Changing Brittnie

Ask me anything.   Brittnie. 26. Single mom. Loves good food. Aspiring Substance Abuse Counselor. Child Care Worker. Weight loss.

One of my preschool students asked me why I’m white.
Of course the only response I had was “omg you can’t just ask someone why their white!”

— 10 hours ago with 1 note
#mean girls  #kids 

willtwerkforchickennuggets:

thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

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(via sliceofbri)

— 10 hours ago with 232380 notes
skysquids:

booooost:

aarronoconner:

Who gon’ check me boo

if you didn’t sing this before you reblogged it,
you’re lying and i will fight you

can i put this on a tshirt?  and just point to it all summer when the dudes are more intense about this shit?


Things I need

skysquids:

booooost:

aarronoconner:

Who gon’ check me boo

if you didn’t sing this before you reblogged it,

you’re lying and i will fight you

can i put this on a tshirt?  and just point to it all summer when the dudes are more intense about this shit?

Things I need

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— 13 hours ago with 48285 notes

maybelater:

throughthewildblue:

You cannot buy electronics with food stamps. You cannot buy cigarettes with food stamps. You cannot buy pet food with food stamps. You cannot withdraw money with an EBT card (food stamps).

Do you know what else you can’t buy with food stamps? Shampoo, soap, laundry detergent, toilet paper, paper towels, tissues, tinfoil, plastic sandwich bags, toothpaste, cleaning products, tampons, pads, over the counter medications (such as Tylenol, Ibuprofen, etc.), and anything else you can think of that you cannot physically ingest for nutritional purposes.

Do you know what you can buy with food stamps? Food.

Do you know what it’s like to scrounge for change to buy non-edible necessities, use a credit card and EBT card (food stamps) during the same transaction, and then have the person in line behind you judge you for buying the ingredients to make a birthday cake?

People who disseminate false information about food stamps have never had to use food stamps.

I have been on food stamps before! (Fun fact about me) You know what ELSE you cannot buy with food stamps? PREPARED FOODS. So you’re like “Some hot wings from the deli would be delicious I just got my monthly deposit I can splurge a little right now!” and you can’t do it you can only get the raw meat and other stuff to make it yourself.

An EBT card is not some magical credit card from which you get shitloads of free government money to spend willy nilly at Disney and casinos. You barely get enough money to buy the absolute minimum amount of food needed in a month from the regular grocery store.

(Source: sandandglass, via obeselyalexis)

— 16 hours ago with 149627 notes
dormtainment:

jumpingjacktrash:

dormtainment:

People asked me to make this rebloggable so I did whatever you people told me to do.

fucking flawless.

5 thousand people like my crazy ass thoughts about the world. I’m pleased.

dormtainment:

jumpingjacktrash:

dormtainment:

People asked me to make this rebloggable so I did whatever you people told me to do.

fucking flawless.

5 thousand people like my crazy ass thoughts about the world. I’m pleased.

(via waltzinghippie)

— 19 hours ago with 12161 notes

dulect:

i just want somebody to watch stupid movies with and kiss a lot

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— 1 day ago with 24700 notes

acidictrips:

cantankerous-canoodle:

submissivefeminist:

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect

if you don’t love benson you’re wrong

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— 2 days ago with 196255 notes

delamind:

seeszarun:

babyaintlovegrand:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

i completely lost my shit laughing at this

Oy vey

LMAO

(Source: thetwelfthtardis, via ericames-cudi)

— 2 days ago with 760714 notes

chillona:

heyfunniest:

random-and-interesting:

Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable

Dodocool - $9.97

Apple - $19.00

IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS 

NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS

Thank fucking GOD

Nifty. If you have cats that like to chew wires (like my asshole ones do) I suggest Blueflame. Flexible, tangle free and covered in nylon.

(via ericames-cudi)

— 2 days ago with 92115 notes
#cats  #apple  #USB  #usb cables  #apple charger